Living in Byron Bay and Asia I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice…

I can do a handstand on my Malibu at Byron Bay Pass, dodging sharks, for over 100 feet so far, I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning things, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row and also breed prizewinning abalones.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of beer, I once single-handedly defended a small village in Borneo from a horde of ferocious army ants. I also play the didgeridoo, I was scouted by the UN, I am the subject of numerous nature documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding up to 40,000 feet where it’s -50C and I black out.
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